insufferable creature at ur service — Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

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imgayforfanart asked:

Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

jonnywaistcoat answered:

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that’s not a decision I can make for you.

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[Image ID: A set of buttons. In order, they are:

  • White text against a black background reading: "I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you."
  • Red text against a white background, reading: "Support Mental Health or I'll (in caps) KILL YOU"
  • Black text against a yellow background, reading, italicized and in caps: "ENOUGH!"
  • Black text against an orange background reading, in caps: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M WEARING THIS BUTTON"
  • Distorted text against a half off white, half pale yellow background, reading: "If I seem weird / think about how you seem to me". The first half of the sentence is in red, the second half is in blue.
  • White text on a black background reading: "Slightly burned out but still Smokin'!"
  • Black text against a tan background reading: "I won't try harder"
  • Blue text inside a white box, reading: "I'm brilliant but I have to do dumb & self-destructive things to relax". The white box is against a blue and white striped background.
  • Black text on a white background reading: "I don't drink. I don't dance. I hate astrology. I have no phone."
  • Reads: "I Was Born This Way / (in caps) WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?" The first half of the sentence is white text against a red background, and the second is black text against a yellow background. /End ID]
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